A Man’s Fairy Tale

“Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “NO !!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after…… and rode motorcycles and flew airplanes and had sex with skinny long-legged big bosomed women and cheerleaders and hunted and fished and raced cars and traveled around the world and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard nagging or tizzy fits and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and boat and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and laughed a lot and never got cheated on while he was at work and had many close and long-term friendships and all his friends and family thought he was cool and he had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and wrote prose and verse and read many books, and he knew dreams, faith and love all his life.”

Original Author Unknown, cleaned up and modified by Knarley Knundrum (Contemporary Philosopher, Poet, Author, and Dissident – about 1950 to present)

 

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